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The Grove, is a boarding house for Harrow School, in Harrow on the Hill, Greater London, England. The Grove was converted into a boarding house in 1820 and is a Grade II listed building. It was constructed on the site of a rectory manor to St Mary's Church, Harrow on the Hill which was built around 1094. The original construction date is unclear, but according to its listed building entry, it dates back to the mid-18th century.
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