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{"slip": { "id": 190, "advice": "Don't always believe what you think."}}
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{"fact":"British cat owners spend roughly 550 million pounds yearly on cat food.","length":71}
{"fact":"A cat cannot see directly under its nose.","length":41}
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Jasmin Vähäkangas is a Finnish model and singer. She has also worked in politics in her hometown. She is a member of the Finnish National Coalition Party. Vähäkangas is 5 ft 9+3⁄4 in (1.772 m) tall. She is the daughter of Finnish and Indian parents.
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{"fact":"In Siam, the cat was so revered that one rode in a chariot at the head of a parade celebrating the new king.","length":108}
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{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}
{"slip": { "id": 81, "advice": "Age is of no importance, unless you are a cheese."}}
{"slip": { "id": 169, "advice": "Do something selfless."}}
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