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\"Not Gonna Not\" is a song co-written and recorded by Canadian country music duo the Reklaws. The duo wrote the song with Gavin Slate, Travis Wood, and producer Todd Clark. It was the second single off their second studio album Sophomore Slump.
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Christopher Hatz is a German racing cyclist, who rides for German amateur teams 54x11 and Radsport-Team Lutz.
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A rug is a piece of cloth, similar to a carpet, but it does not span the width of a room and is not attached to the floor. It is generally used as a floor covering, or as a decorative feature.
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