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{"slip": { "id": 173, "advice": "Always bet on black."}}
{"fact":"Cats lived with soldiers in trenches, where they killed mice during World War I.","length":80}
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{"slip": { "id": 99, "advice": "Learn from your mistakes."}}
{"slip": { "id": 50, "advice": "Walking is a perfectly valid solution to traffic congestion problems."}}
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